Ex’s and Oh’s · Jul 16th

Posted in life, rant, thoughts, weird. 21 comments

If I wanted to, I could rant in this blog. Well, I was planning to, but I had no idea what to rant about simply because there are so many things I could rant about. It saddens me to say this but in today’s society there are many things to complain about, such as:

The food on airplanes
Drunk drivers
When someone tells you about the movie you’re going to see and ruin the plot for you before they realise you haven’t been yet
Rude shopkeepers
Judgemental people
Chavs who lurk around co-ops/street corners
Rape
Being unable to find a matching pair of socks
Writer’s block
People who read over your shoulder
People who play their music so loudly you can hear it, even though they are using earphones
Slow walkers
Bullying
Stereotypes
People who swear in every fucking sentence
Chain mail, especially those that indicate you shall die
When your laptop/iPod/phone runs out of battery even though you charged it the night before
Liars
The fact all my friends are on holiday at the moment and I have no-one to talk to on MSN
The fact that my hair can become so greasy you could fry chips on it
Comic Sans MS
People who use Comic Sans MS for essays
People who cheat on their boyfriend/girlfriend
When you follow instructions to make something exactly but it still turns out wrong
Chewing gum stuck under desks
Discrimination of any form; racism, etc.
Being the only one your age at a party
Losing your page in a book
People who are only happy when their best is better than yours
Thieves – either they can’t pay for a chocolate bar or they can’t be bothered to make a layout themselves
Child abuse
The Twilight saga (I think it’s overrated for what it is)
The fact that in Waterstones, a book store, there is a whole section titled “Dark Romance”
Crocs have not been burnt yet (the shoes)
Getting five textbooks, one folder and eight exercise books landing splat on your head once a locker above yours is opened
That education isn’t a right
That health and saftey now overrides common sense
That footballers get a ridiculous amount of money
Tiny text with absolutely no line-height
Queue bargers
Trying to find the end of the sellotape
People who say they hate your music when they haven’t listened to it before
Slow Internet
When people forget it’s your birthday, even after weeks of reminding them
Having no money but seeing loads of things you want to buy
Having money but not wanting to waste it on anything
When pencil leads snap when you’re in the middle of writing something
Being misunderstood
Feeling replaced or rejected
Seeing someone with the same top as you in public
Men who beat their wives
When things randomly stop working for no real reason
The fact that after an argument, you think of loads of clever things you could have said
When your hair looks great when you’re not going out in public, but crap when you do have to go out
Homework
Teachers who never give you A grades, even if you think you deserve one, and then when you ask why you got the grade you did they say nothing negative about your work
Exams
Auto-starting music
Food that is overly spicy
People who don’t listen
People who automatically assume they are right and you are wrong
People who do not realise their full potential
When you find a really nice item of clothing online, but it’s not in your size
That I can’t have contacts until I am 15/16 (at the moment, anyway)
Itchy feet
Painting your nails but then smudging them just before they’re dry
Haters: especially those who can’t back up their points
Bad grammar
That people disable right clicking (secondary clicking)
Really long sidebars filled with irrelavent shit
People who insist they are not lucky even though they have a house, family, computer, phone, clothes, water, etc.
Internet Explorer
Losing your phone when it’s on silent
Waiting
Abortion (after rape is okay I guess)
Maths
Tattoos
Fizzy drinks
People who smoke with the cigarette facing your way when there is no one on their other side
Hypocrites
Boredom
When teachers start calling you by the nickname your friends call you
Slipping on ice
Falling up/down stairs
Getting lost
Forgetting really important things that you convinced yourself you wouldn’t forget
Getting a song you dislike stuck in your head
When people don’t bother saying “thank you” after you do them a favour
Feeling like there is no one to talk to
Boys who have their trousers halfway down their butt
Girls who have skirts so short they might as well be belts
When posters randomly fall off the wall
Powercuts
People who show no appreciation to anyone whatsoever
People who slag people off without having any decent justifications for their comments
People who sugarcoat
Having a song in your head but you can’t remember what it’s called
People who drive past your house at midnight with music on full volume
Processed cheese
The fact that there are more than 100 things to rant about.